Thursday, October 16, 2008

pilla gaali....

sariggaa rendu vaaraala kritham ki, bengaluru ki vachhi rendellayyindi......
correct gaa adhe roju..Nenu office nundi eppati lage pani vunnaa.... paata vunnaa pattinchukokundaa.... evening 6 ki intiki vastunnaa.......


Neeli meghaalu jiyyum jiyyum antu varsham kurustunnayi..... ainaa pattinchukokundaa mundu munduku doosukelthunnanu......atu gaa oka merupu teega lanti pilla..... pink color chunny lo.... Muttukunte kandipoddemo ani muttukoledu... taakithe tantundemo ani kudaa le...

Mothaniki bike meede velthunnaam.. ante tana bike meeda tanu.. naa bike meeda nenu....... signal padina prathi chota kanipinchindi... sherlock holmes novels chadavadam vallemo.. burra koncham padunu gaa vundi...ventane aa pilla bike number note cheskunna.. paniki vastundi kada eppudo okasari ani..... Msc Maths cheyyadam valla marchipoyyina ankelu gunankaalu anni okkasari gaa gurthuku vachhayi... aaa pilla bike venaka vunna nalugu numberlu kalipithe thommidi.. ante naa lucky number.... Baaba.. baba... Sai baba ani manasu lo japinchaa...bayataku tapinchaa.... ika naaku tirugulekundaa chudu anukunnaa......

alaa signal daggara aa pilla.. pilla venakale naalanti padi mandi...intha mandi venaka vunnarante pilla kekemo anukunnaa...
Pakkaku chuste okadu aa ammayi vanke chustunnaadu... vedava ki decency ledu ani tittukunnaa.... malli left vaipuku chusaa...
Okadu bike mirror lo nundi line vestunnaadu... enduku raa ilaa chestaaru eppudu ammayilani chudaledaa ani heroism pradarsiddaam anukuni bike digabotundagaa......
Airport road signal release ayyindi...... left ki straight ki kalipi.... aa ammayi tho patu aa padi mandi abbayilu oka vaipu...nenokavaipu.. naa gunde inko vaipu vellipoyaayi.....

Sare em chestaam ani gunde lekundaane 2 rojulu tirigaa... alaa vundagaa.... muchhata gaa moodo roju..... vulikkipaduthu nidra lechaa...office lo meetingu vandanna vishayam gurthuku vachhindi....... tvara tvaragaa ready ayi 11.30 ki inti daggara nundi start ayyaanu...
Correct gaa adhe airport road ...... eppati laage bike meeda side turn koduthunnaaa.....
Bangalore lo prati okkari lage nenu kudaa signal padda pattinchukokundaa vellipoyyaa....
Aa left turn teeskune chotu... yamudu ki mogudu malle navvuthu traffic constable..... chachham raa devuda anukuntunna....
Mundu nuyyi ... venaka naalage signal break cheskuni vastunna traffic....venakaki velthey em break chestaaro ani ... nachhakapoinaa mundarike vella....

Traffic constable gadu license annaadu.... nenu "Violence" ani kummeddaam anukunnaa.... kaani mana vooru kaadu...... mana bashaa kaadu..... enduku vachhina godavale ani... vadu em cheptunnaadaaa ani sradda gaa vintunnaa...
First nee license ... taruvata nee insurance ani rhythm lo adugutunnaadu... kannada lo....
Anni nuvve teesko inka nenenduku andaam anukuni malli silent ayipoyyaa....

Sare akariki naaku vachhi raani kannada-tamil remix lo ... "guru rate estu poodusu ??" ani annaanu...vadu atu itu chusi... Kannadaa??? ani saiga chesaadu...... Badri... Badrinath style lo "ille gothille" annanu...... telugu ani nenu kudaa saiga chesaa......High court lo teerpu ichhe judge laaga koncham sepu alonchinchi... section 302 annaaadu... devudaa... signal break chestey vuri shikshaa anukunnaa.....wat??? anaanu......300 antu cheyyi nalupukovadam start chesaadu..

Nee yamma badava... endiro !!!! anesaa.... pakkanundi paku paku mantu....chinna navvu.. evaraa ani chuste aa bike pilla.... aame kudaa inko constable daggara vundi..... ivvala green color chunni lo...."chunni ke tana valla andam vachhindani" naa manasu.... "ledu tanake chunni valla" ani naa kanulu koncham sepu fight......

Face matram malla kana padaledu... kaani aa smile tho full energy.... okati tanu nannu chusindemo anna alochana tho... rendu tanaki telugu ardam avutadhi anna anandam tho......
okka sari gaa noru vuff vuff mani vooduthu....."Paas aavo.... paas aavo..... paas avo... naaa" ani song padaaa.... constable gadu daggaraku vachhaadu...

"Chi thu nee batuku" ani vadino nanno ardam kakundaa annaanu..... mothaniki Edaithe adhayyindani... nenu 50 rs ani vadu 300 rs ani koncham sepu black lo tickets kosam kottukunnattu kottunnaam...

Final gaa late ayipoddemo office ki ani bayam tho... "final rate bhol" annaanu...100 annaadu... gup chup sambar buddi ani vadi cheti lo 100 pettesaa...
Bike ni munduku teesukupotu....aa smile ichhina ammayi evara ani chusaa....kanapadaledu...... malli side view lo chudadaniki try chesaa.... malli kanapadaledhu.....

"hey chick chick chick" antu tana kurulu maatram niga niga merustu gaali ki voogutunnayi....... abba tana sirojale ilaa vunte .. aaa pill elaa vuntundo anukunnaa....
mari peru emayintadabbaa?? ani noru tericha.....eduru gaa Hasini ....Bommarillu wall poster...ivvala anni subasoochakale anukunnaa.... prastutaniki tana peru genelia darling ani fix ayipoyaaa.....

Naa genelia kudaa naaku malle signal break case kabolu.... frequency baga match ayyindi ani koncham sepu sambara paddaaa.....
cheti ki vunna watch lo time chusaa....noru moothapadindi.. gunde moogaboyyindi.... sare ika tappadu kadaa ani vennakki chustune mundu ki drive cheyyadam start chesa.....
nenu aa pillani.... adhe traffic constable nannu ....chudadam koncham sepu jarigaayi...
ammo malli dorikithe ee saari jeevitha kaidu antaademo .... ani mundu chustu nadapadam start chesaanu....

Office lo prati budhavaram rojuna... aaa vaaram rojula patu em chesaam.... raaboye varam rojulu em chestaam ani team lo vunna andiri mundu cheppaali....
"gunde jallu mandi ... jallu mandi" antu evado chorus padutunnattu gaa anipinchindi... chevulu dobbayemo ani anipinchindi...
pakkaku chusa... honda civic car.... red color lo bujjimunda balegaa vundi......andulo nunde music... driver gaadu car ni slow chestu..... babu ee road meedu gaa elthey MG Road vastundaa antu.......

vadi telugu vinagaane ardam ayipoyyindi... kachhitam gaa ongole jilla nunde ani.... nirdarana cheskundaam ani meedi ongole aa??? meeru telugollaaa ?? anadagaboyi.... adigaka povoyi .. ante paruvu potundemo ani silent gaa vadiki daari chupi pampichesaa....
jumm jumm antu speed penchukuntu vellipoyyaadu.... konte ee car e konali...tinte mirapakaya bajji ne tinaali anukuntu munduku saagaanu...... mothaniki padi padihenu signals taruvata... moodu.... nalugu vandhala gathukula daati office ki vachhaanu.....
gurr mantu naa desk daggara maa team leader gaadu... nekenni saarlu cheppalayyaa.. atleast wednesday ainaa time ki ravayyaa ani anesaadu....

"Rajesh Rao" gaadu peru ki team lead ainaa.... maa team vallatho andaritho ikilunchukuntu tirugutaadu... maa team lo vunna ammayila daggara manchi peru kotteddaam ani......
telugu vadu avvadam valana vaadu chanuvu ivvakundaane teeseskunnaam nenu... naa pakka desk sudhakar gaadu....

watch chupistu ippudu time chudu.. 10 nimishaalu alasyam gaa vachhaav... mana manager sangathi telsu kadaa.... annaadu.... "meeru marinandi RAO gaaru... bale jokulestaaru" anaboyi.. assale gurudu kopam gaa vunnaadani ... sorry bossu  intlo bread jam ayipoyyindi, darlo traffic jam ayyindi andaam ani..... manam joke vese timing ki, ikkadunnaa time ki match avvdani silent gaa punishment ichhina pillaadi laa face petti venakaale vellaanu.....
sare pada pada annaadu...... iddaram conference room ki parugulettaam.... andaru tealu coffeelu pattukuni tiffin gatraalu chestunnaaru... ante manager inka reledu kabolu ani nirdarinchukunnaa....

oka moola idlilu bokkutunna sudha gadi daggariki velli kurchunna... orey naako mukka ivvara.... akali danchestundi annanu.... mamulu gaa ivvadani telsu... aina kadupulo kukkala gola tattukoleka adigaa.... plate motham ichhesaadu...
entraa veedu ilaa ichhadentaa ...ani room entrance vaipu chuste chatni chapparisthu chusaaa... manager mohan..... "chi thu" ippude tagaladaala ani gonukkuntu andaram lechaam.... nenu matram aaa plate vanka deenam gaa chustu....

Shall we start?? annaadu navvutu....

"Infront Crocodiles Festival" ane shankardada dialogue ventane gurthuku vachhindi.....

Part 2 will be contd.... till then njoyyy